The Kis Lee Way of Making Amateur Porn

or, "How to make a shaky, blurry porn clip that you'd never show to anyone else"

1. Be intoxicated: don't drink enough to knock over the camera. Drink just enough so you lose your inhibitions.
   
2. Be semi-spontaneous: "Hey, look! The camera is right by the bed. How did that get there?" You don't have to get fancy with the tri-pod. Just have a camera handy and make sure you can get it pointing at you.
3. Low lighting works: too much light and you'll get self-conscious again. Candles or a dimmer switch work best.
   
4. Pick a position that makes you look good: you can figure it out for yourself. Missionary is always a safe bet for the ladies.
   
5. Wave at the camera: optional. But it's funny when you look at the clip later. "Hey, there!"
   
6. Don't forget to turn the sound on: a silent porn clip doesn't have the same punch. It's cool, but it's not the same.
   
7. Enjoy: when you're both sober, you can take a look and discuss your first porn clip. You can discuss what works, what doesn't work, and how to improve on next time.
   

There you go. It's the easy way to make your first porn clip. You don't have to follow my advice. Try it, experiment, and have a good time. If you don't like the result, you can always destroy the evidence together. If you like the result, it's another excuse to have more porn star sex.