"how do guys cover their hard ons?"

The above question popped up on my Statcounter results. Someone searched that question through ask.com and my blog popped up on the results page.

I might as well offer some possible answers. So how do guys cover their hard ons?

* Wearing loose-fitting pants would help.
* Shift leg, move, adjust.
* Untuck your shirt, if possible.
* Fold a jacket over your arm.
* Don't use a book or newspaper. You're just attracting attention to yourself.
* Escape.

Obviously I can only guess at the answers. If you're a guy, how do you cover your hard on?

today's keyword analysis

This is to be my favorite Statcounter term:

"i've got a brain and i'm not afraid to use it"

Thank you to whoever found my blog with that search term. I hope you found what you were looking for.

Remember...smart girls are sexy.

more keyword analysis

A while back I wrote a story based on my statcounter info: keyword erotica.

I decided to take a look at my keyword info and I found this:

"i love it when my boyfriend fondles my bare boobs"

YES!! I do! How did you know?

Sorry if I got a little excited for a moment. Like every woman, I LOVE foreplay. To me, foreplay is much more than touching me to see if I'm wet. (Yes, some men think that counts as foreplay.) Foreplay is about kissing, stroking, caressing, and massaging. When done properly, foreplay can be as enjoyabe as fucking.

My very favorite part of foreplay is when a man plays with my breasts. I have really sensitive breasts and nipples. I love any kind of contact with them. I love when my nipples are sucked and teased. I love when a man pushes my breasts together and kisses them all over. I love when my nipples are pinched. I love when a man nibbles around the nipple area. I love when a man sucks one nipple while massaging the other. Double action is always fun.

I especially love "boob guys." Some men like legs, some likes butts. I'm fond of a man who pays attention to my "girls." It's one of my favorite activities ever.

To the person who found my blog through that phrase: I hope that you were able to find a guy who appreciates your breasts. If you're a guy, then I'm happy that there are guys like you out there. Breasts are sensitive areas. Don't ignore them. Worship them and she'll return the favor. Trust me on that one.

dirty keywords

I need to write more smut on my blog. Let's take a look at some of the keyword entries on my statcounter:

fondle myself
video asian girl wet chair cut fondle breasts - for some reason, this makes me think of an Asian version of Flashdance
cupped breast stories - i'm not exactly sure what that means
tight jeans spanking contacts - well, i do write spanking stories *shameless plug* but i tend to prefer baggy jeans
soaked my panties

I used to obsess over my statcounter on my prior blogs. I try not to obsess about the number of hits, but I do enjoy looking at the keyword information. Some of you are finding my blog through the above searches, but my blog isn't that raunchy so far. I guess I'll have to work on that.