Protect your banana

While aimlessly surfing the internet, I came across this:


It's a Banana Bunker, a product that "prevents bruised bananas." Well, I do hate when my bananas get bumped and bruised. I like a perfectly yellow banana without any spots.

I can imagine other uses for the Banana Bunker. Such as keeping the dustballs away from your favorite intimate toy. To their credit, the creators already know what you're thinking. From their FAQ: Q: Can it be used for sexual pleasure?
A: You could probably use a fax machine for sexual pleasure if you put your mind to it, so we don't doubt that you could do it with the Banana Bunker. We don't recommend it, though.

FYI, I'm not affiliated with the Banana Bunker in any way. I thought it would make a cool stocking stuffer.