too hot for words

I can't think about anything except this unbearable heat. For the last few days, temps have topped 100. It makes me want to stay inside and be sloth-like.

Believe or not, it's even too hot to feel sexy. It's hot enough to feel animalistic and randy, but damn sex gets sticky so quickly.

Then again maybe that's not a bad thing. If you're going to be hot, you might as well make use of the heat. There's nothing better than two hot, sweaty bodies moving as one hot, sweaty body. Now that's sexy.