dirty keywords

I need to write more smut on my blog. Let's take a look at some of the keyword entries on my statcounter:

fondle myself
video asian girl wet chair cut fondle breasts - for some reason, this makes me think of an Asian version of Flashdance
cupped breast stories - i'm not exactly sure what that means
tight jeans spanking contacts - well, i do write spanking stories *shameless plug* but i tend to prefer baggy jeans
soaked my panties

I used to obsess over my statcounter on my prior blogs. I try not to obsess about the number of hits, but I do enjoy looking at the keyword information. Some of you are finding my blog through the above searches, but my blog isn't that raunchy so far. I guess I'll have to work on that.