the dilemma

How can I be a sex writer if I'm not getting laid? I can fake it for some time, but I need a little inspiration at some point.

I'm only half-joking. I don't necessarily think that a smut writer has to be in a hot relationship filled with hot, freaky, claw-at-the-sheets sex. I mean...it couldn't hurt. I envy writers and bloggers who write about their daily lives. It seems that a lot of sex bloggers have really hot sex lives. Lucky dogs/bitches.

If I'm not getting any, I have to write the old fashioned way. Imagination, baby. Some of my stories are based on real-life experiences, but others are about fantasies. About kinky activities that I would like to try some day.

There are times when I'm turned on by my own stories. That's when I think I need to get some real action soon. Maybe I'm writing too much, or maybe it's been too long. Soon I'll have to start accepting applications for a new boytoy or partner in crime.